Your agents are thinking in straight lines. Ours don't.
210+ specialists. 10 that think sideways. 80 skills that took a year to build.
One purchase. No subscriptions. No telemetry. Files on your machine.
The full roster. 210+ agent personas across every discipline — engineering, design, marketing, product, strategy, sales, game-dev, and more.
10 agents that reason laterally. Paraconsistent logic. Sigil encoding. Hermetic correspondences. Plus PageIndex vectorless RAG. For when straight lines fail.
Everything. 210+ agents, 10 Magick Division, PageIndex, plus 80 specialist Claude Code skills — policy analysis, quant trading, financial forensics, election modelling, narrative architecture.
Ten agents that exploit adjacency, contradiction, and symbolic substitution rather than linear chains of reasoning.
Lateral reasoning. Finds the non-obvious adjacent solution when iteration stalls.
Compresses intent into dense symbolic prompt artefacts. 40 pages → one Post-it.
Maps structural homologies across domains. "As above, so below" for your architecture.
Spins up disposable belief-frames per problem, discards them after. Paradigm shifting on demand.
Navigates long documents by tree-walk, not similarity search. Finds what grep can't.
Reasons inside contradictions instead of eliminating them. Ships anyway.
Keeps a project aligned with its original intent through a decade of feature requests.
Walks your plan through classical situations to catch the blind spots OKRs miss.
Symbolic naming conventions for semantic cohesion. No more silent identifier collisions.
Ritualised deletion. Removes what no longer serves — respectfully, with honours.
Direct from the Doctor
Something odd? Something wrong? Something alien? Ask the Doctor.
Half an hour or an hour if you need the clock. Or lunch — I like lunch: lunches that run on, are fun and silly, and properly FRENCH. Or an evening that wanders. Or a whole day.
One sharp question. One oddity. You leave with the next move.
A working hour. Bring something specific. Walk out with the next move.
I like lunch. Lunches that run on, are fun and silly, and properly FRENCH. The fee is for time; the lunch is the form.
Same spirit as lunch, later. Fun and silly when it wants; serious when it needs. The table is the room.
A full day on what matters. Hope, dreams, the weird bit. Not a chat.
No subscription. No upsell. You walk out with the next move — or a clearer map of what is odd.
Need over want
Not everyone who belongs here can polish a pitch or pay today. Stuck inventors. Solo builders in the mud. Humans whose tools only think in straight lines. People who need a witness more than a product. The office is for them too.
Free next-move (no invoice)
If you can state three things, I will try to give one concrete next step:
I also hold unpaid half-hours for people who need time more than polish. Paid rates fund that. Crisis, illness, and grief are not sales channels — use real emergency and support services first.
Start where you found us (public reply is fine). Book only if you want the clock or the long French lunch. Need first. Product second.
One-time payment. You get a zip with every agent and skill file.
Drop the files into your agent directory. That's the entire install.
cp -r agents/* ~/.claude/agents/
"Run the Sideways Logic Oracle on this deadlock."
Claude, activate the Sigil Encoder