Canzuk Ltd · BetterWorld UI · London

Dr Whom's
Agentic Workers

Your agents are thinking in straight lines. Ours don't.

210+ specialists. 10 that think sideways. 80 skills that took a year to build.

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Choose Your Crew

One purchase. No subscriptions. No telemetry. Files on your machine.

The Agency
£49 one-time

The full roster. 210+ agent personas across every discipline — engineering, design, marketing, product, strategy, sales, game-dev, and more.

  • 28 engineering agents
  • Design, marketing, product, strategy
  • Game dev & spatial computing
  • Sales, support, testing, paid media
  • Multi-tool: Claude Code, Cursor, Gemini CLI, Codex
Get the Agency
Magick Division
£79 one-time

10 agents that reason laterally. Paraconsistent logic. Sigil encoding. Hermetic correspondences. Plus PageIndex vectorless RAG. For when straight lines fail.

  • 10 sideways-logic agents
  • PageIndex tree-search RAG engine
  • Contradiction-tolerant reasoning
  • Archetypal pattern-matching
  • Canzuk Ltd original — nowhere else
Get the Magick

The Magick Division

Ten agents that exploit adjacency, contradiction, and symbolic substitution rather than linear chains of reasoning.

Sideways Logic Oracle

Lateral reasoning. Finds the non-obvious adjacent solution when iteration stalls.

Sigil Encoder

Compresses intent into dense symbolic prompt artefacts. 40 pages → one Post-it.

Hermetic Correspondences

Maps structural homologies across domains. "As above, so below" for your architecture.

🜏Chaos Paradigm Architect

Spins up disposable belief-frames per problem, discards them after. Paradigm shifting on demand.

PageIndex Tree Diviner

Navigates long documents by tree-walk, not similarity search. Finds what grep can't.

Paraconsistent Logician

Reasons inside contradictions instead of eliminating them. Ships anyway.

Thelemic Will Keeper

Keeps a project aligned with its original intent through a decade of feature requests.

Tarot Archetype Strategist

Walks your plan through classical situations to catch the blind spots OKRs miss.

Gematria Namespacer

Symbolic naming conventions for semantic cohesion. No more silent identifier collisions.

Banishing Refactorer

Ritualised deletion. Removes what no longer serves — respectfully, with honours.

Direct from the Doctor

Time With The Doctor

Something odd? Something wrong? Something alien? Ask the Doctor.
Half an hour or an hour if you need the clock. Or lunch — I like lunch: lunches that run on, are fun and silly, and properly FRENCH. Or an evening that wanders. Or a whole day.

Half hour
£75 30 min

One sharp question. One oddity. You leave with the next move.

  • 30-minute working session
  • Diagnosis, invention snag, or weird bit
  • Reschedule up to 24h before
Book half hour
A long French lunch
£150 time · it runs

I like lunch. Lunches that run on, are fun and silly, and properly FRENCH. The fee is for time; the lunch is the form.

  • Not a meal deal. Not a package.
  • Conversation allowed to wander
  • Same rate as an hour — different shape
Book a long lunch
An evening that runs
£225 time · later

Same spirit as lunch, later. Fun and silly when it wants; serious when it needs. The table is the room.

  • Not hospitality-as-product
  • Evening that is allowed to run on
  • Pick a London start · pay · calendar
Book an evening
Whole day
£950 8 hrs · fixed

A full day on what matters. Hope, dreams, the weird bit. Not a chat.

  • 480-minute deep work day
  • Inventions, systems, the alien thing
  • Pick a London start · pay · calendar file
Book the day

No subscription. No upsell. You walk out with the next move — or a clearer map of what is odd.

Open the booking office

Three Commands. That's It.

01

Purchase

One-time payment. You get a zip with every agent and skill file.

02

Copy

Drop the files into your agent directory. That's the entire install.

cp -r agents/* ~/.claude/agents/
03

Activate

"Run the Sideways Logic Oracle on this deadlock."

Claude, activate the Sigil Encoder
Claude Code Cursor Gemini CLI Codex Aider Windsurf OpenCode Kimi Code